Monday, July 27, 2009

Yet another Mamata Fiasco!!

While writing the earlier article The Telegraph published its Monday's(27th, July) newspaper ad its already on the web. Mamata Banerjee, famous for her Tata-Nano-Singur-Faisco was in town to inaugurate a computerised reservation system in New Alipore has made an announcement to start some new trains and some ladies special trains on various route. So before discussing the latest fiasco lets discuss the Ladies Special trains launched earlier by Didi.

The Bandel Howrah Ladies Special:

A Ladies speacial train which start form Bandel at morning 8.40 and reaches Howrah at 9.35am. And in the evening leaves Howrah at 7.55pm and reaches Bandel at 8.55pm though the train has additinal security in terms of women constables to make it difficult for the Romoes to get on to the train but the up timings are not at all suitable for the women folk of our sub-urban semi rural areas. And thats what all are complaning about.

Now comes yet another publicity styunt by Didi, paying a tribute to Ma-Mati-Manush (for which she also crippled our city on 21st July, 2009) has now promised to run a train between the erstwhile Tata Nano Plant Site i.e., Singur to Howrah. And you can all guess it's name - Andolan... Ya thats what the train will be called. Ha ha!!

Way to go Mamata Didi!!

What's there in the Name!!!

I have done my Khana Pina Nachna Gana ab please mera Band Baja do!!


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That's how you'll for your Metro Railway ticket from Park Street to M.G.Road. Hahahahaha!!!
Mamata Banerjee finally gifts something to Kolkata... And all new Metro rail service!!
New because of the names and the few stations which are going to be added hopefully. You know what guys I can't just stop laughing and giggling when I hear the latest names of our Metro Stations. Just imagine some St. Xavier's College student waiting in the Metro ticketing queue asks for a ticket to Ghana Pina Nachna Gana and a Scottish Church College students asks for a Hutom Pyancha ticket... hahahahaha!!
It's just so stupid of some one in the bureaucracy to name Sovabazar to Dugga Dugga and Kalighat to Ma Mati Manush!! Simply so sarcastic.

But ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Kolkata ~ Calcutta, the City of Joy. If a Calcutta-Digha Express can be named Tamralipta Express.. surely anything can be done by our Didi!

So our Metro is currently operative from Uttam Kumar (i.e., TollyGunge) to Lord Clive (i.e., Dum Dum) and will be extended up to Khudiram!! Wow!!

The Great Indian Freedom Struggle relived in the Metro. Ha ha!! What a ride would it be!! From Lord Clive to Khudiram...

Sunday, July 5, 2009

The “Passport” Dilemma

DAY II
3rd July, 2009 1.28pm

I’m waiting at the Howrah DM’s office for more than half an hour just to get a copy of the verification certificate for tatkal passport. Have submitted almost all the documents and proofs which our judiciary can provide to anyone but still Ms/Mrs. Sanghmitra Ghosh isn’t singing of the same and the comic part is that she is unable to give any reasons for the same. This is utter stupidity, having given them almost everything they require I still don’t understand why Ms/Mrs. DM doesn’t wanna issue me such a thing.

Another great thing about our judiciary is that Mr. ADM who is also competent enough to issue the same to me has misplaced his ICard!! Can you just beat that!! A high grade senior official has misplaced his ICard but still is occupying the Chair without doing anything as he cannot do anything or maybe isn’t eligible enough to do anything without producing his ICard. Awesome Stupidit!!


Just at the same time another Ms/Mrs. who influences our judicial system, our great Mamata Banerjee might just be announcing some ladies special trains at peak hours and our beloved Former FM Mr. P Chibambaram might just be making plans to table the Bill and reserve 30%, absolutely an unbelievable 30% quota for women in all Govt. jobs and colleges. Wow!!


This is just getting utterly stupid.


Wow!! what an experience I have of the Indian Judicial system..


I AFFIRM MYSELF TO BE A VICTIM OF THE INDIAN JUDICIARY!!